Typ världens roligaste komiker...Gabriel Iglesias :)



 



Han är heeelt sjuk!

Satt och glodde lite på Youtube..inte så ovlanligt kanske.. Hittade denna.. Rikitigt kul faktiskt :)



hahahah - love it <3

First thing each day
I go online
log on to Youtube
I cannot wait
To see the videos
My friends have made

I will not rest
'Til I've replied to every comment
I'm on here all day
How did I let it get this far?

Because of Youtube I never pay my bills or do my job
Because of Youtube I never go outside och cook my own dinner
Because of Youtube I find it hard to mow my own lawn
I can't even do my laundry
Because of Youtube I never bathe

My channel page
It is perfect and I have suscribers
I signed on today
And I have like 67 e-mails now

It takes all day
I'll answer all of them
then I'll upload my brand new movie
You better give me all five stars

Because of Youtube I never clean my house or go shopping
Because of Youtube the only things I ever eat are leftovers
Because of Youtube I find it hard to watch TV
Or even try to have a family
Because of Youtube

I watch your stuff
Cant get enought
I never sleeep

This is so wrong
I've been so long
Everybody's messaging

I've got the blues
I need more views
And higher ratings

The only dream
I have in my life
Is that they'll feature me

Because of Youtube I never play anymore with my dog
Because of Youtube I've worn the same t-shirt for about a year
Because of Youtube I find it hard to exercise
I never play on my piano
Because of Youtube I never shave

Because of Youtube...

BRA LÅT :D


Text:
Head under water
And they tell me to breathe easy for a while
The breathing gets harder, even I know that
You made room for me but it's too soon to see
If I'm happy in your hands

I'm unusually hard to hold on to
Blank stares at blank pages
No easy way to say this
You mean well, but you make this hard on me
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or breaking this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better
Reason to write you a love song today

I learned the hard way
That they all say things you want to hear
And my heavy heart sinks deep down under you and
Your twisted words,
Your help just hurts
You are not what I thought you were
Hello to high and dry
Convinced me to please you
Made me think that I need this too
I'm trying to let you hear me as I am

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's
Make or breaking this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If all you have is leaving I'm gonna need a better
Reason to write you a love song today

Promise me that you'll leave the light on
To help me see with daylight, my guide, gone
'cause I believe there's a way you can love me
Because I say
I won't write you a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see

I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's make or breaking this
Is that why you wanted a love song
'cause you asked for it
'cause you need one, you see
I'm not gonna write you a love song
'cause you tell me it's make or breaking this
If you're on your way
I'm not gonna write you to stay
If your heart is nowhere in it
I don't want it for a minute
Babe, I'll walk the seven seas when I believe that
There's a reason to
Write you a love song today

Usch... Vet inte ens varför jag lägger ut detta...

En kul video på youtube som jag hittade när jag satt och kollade lite ;)



När jag kollade lite mer hittade dom här, dom hör väl ihop lite ;)





-Pusshej